Modern Day Japanese are descendants of ancient Egypt!

So recently i've heard of this article https://www.cbsnews.com/news/egypt-menkaure-pyramid-reconstruction-project-called-impossible/

in which an egypt/nippon team are seeking to restore the giza pyramids. but why would the japanese have interest in the pyramids?

i then remember this picture of gookmoot next to an egyptian pharaoh statue with a strikingly similar facial structure, and this revealed to me that the japanese are infact distant descendants of ancient egyptians, maybe more related to them than modern day egyptians.

^^^^irrefutable Proof^^^^

but how could a far east island country like japan have any relations to Egyptians? i thus propose my theory.

Long ago in ancient times there were these people known as the Proto-Indo-Europeans. they conquered large parts of asia and europe thanks to their lactose tolerance.

and like the mongols who came much later, they made trade routes connecting the western part of the eurasian continent to the eastern part

ancient empires like egypt would utilize these trade routes, and some have likely ended up on the far eastern side of eurasia and into japan.

these egyptian settlers or traders would have made small colonies in japan and in time mix up with the natives there.

and through my rough estimate, i thus conclude, the japanese are indeed honorary aryans.

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Do share more info that supports my claim, as i feel this odd connection is of great interest!