I was sleeping in a old familiar room one i have not slept in for ages, when suddenly i saw from my window view someone recording me with an old vintage camera.
looking through the window i saw a group of young adults between the ages of 15-18, i demanded them to stop recording me and snatched their camera from my window
i removed the tape and handed the camera back. they were displeased, so i promised to give them a hundred dollars as compensation.
i scavanged through my many surrogate wallets in search of a hundred dollars, and as i glanced outside my window i saw a bus had run over a nearby woman.
it wasn't my problem, so i went back inside and continued searching my wallets. the teens outside begged like gypsies for their tape to be given in as evidence of the manslaughter which had recently occured, but i don't care about manslaughter or women.
i continued my search, and found myself a Shinku doll with a fleshlight strapped on, and proceded to stick my manhood in it.
the texture and feeling was rough, dry, and crustier than your mother who will die in her sleep tonight if you dont write me a letter.
as i regained my senses through this tasteless barbaic act of mindless lust, i noticed the fleshlight was not placed into the doll's womb. rather, it was strapped seperately to her side with Duct tape, and seemed filthy enough to give me herpes.
eventually i found the money and went out to hand it over to the teens. as i headed back to my front door a sense of unease filled the air around me.
when i turned around. the teens were gone. and in their place... a horde of Niggers stood before me!
Realizing the danger i was in, i kept constant watch at the Nigger horde and warned them not to approach as i slowly backed away, but when i was just behind the door and glanced away for just a moment, The Niggers Vanished!
and as i turned to rush indoors... The Niggers were Inside the house! Watching me from the doorway window!!!
i rushed away from the entrance torwards the back of the house as they poured out. the Niggers begun shooting me with Confetti and toy guns laughing as i'm nearly tagged.
i managed to make it into my room through a man sized hole which appeared, and armed myself with a shovel, the siege had begun.
Waves Niggers started pouring in through the hole as i held them off with my shovel, the narrow entrance preventing them from overwhelming me as i held the line.
the Niggers shot at my position with various toy guns in a desperate attempt to overwhelm me and break in, for each Nigger i struck down Ten more took his place.
the Niggers fell one after another, the siege lasting for what felt like hours. eventually their numbers began to dwindle as they stuggled to climb through the corpses of their fallen brethren
the Nigger horde began to break, so i charged out of my position with a battlecry to route the remaining morale strucken Niggers.
as i struck down the last of the horde and scouted around the remains of this great battle, i noticed the niggers were all asleep. and covered in little chicks?
slowly the fallen Niggers began transforming into swarms of small chicks right before my eyes. and as i stared in confusion, i met eyes with a distant woman on my doorway whom i couldn't identify take a picture of me.
at that point i had enough, and tried to wake up. it took me thee to four attempts, and i gave myself sleep paralysis.
what did i dream?