As i was sitting in my modest Alice blessed computer shitposting through various boards, a voice of a woman came to my heed.
"I know what you're doing" were the words spoken, as i turned around i saw what appeared to be a federal van
believing the feds have finally caught up to me i rushed to destroy my computer, as i was done footsteps were heard heading towards my apartment
i grabbed my sword ready to ward off the intruder, the federal woman said "give up, we know every secret of you" as she opened the door
a chubby middle aged woman with blonde slightly curled hair was there, her appearance was that of a Caananite whore dressed in a office uniform.
i did not waste time to charge down the federal intruder. she repeatedly told me to be careful swinging such a dangerous instrument as i chased her down the hall
as i got her cornered at the end of the hallway her cleavage was removed revealing her horrid Sagging breasts, once again she spoke "we know everything about you, give in and come with us." as she slowly approached me
her attempts at charming me were futile as it was pathetic, so the woman's clothing suddenly changed to that of... Alice!
the federal whore marched torwards attempting to seduce me as my vigilance was beginning to fade, but as my resolve was breaking to the false Alice before me i woke up from the dream.
Lady Alice has awoken me to save me from that foul daughter of L#lith, Alice Protects!